i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
