I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
