You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You don't make any sense
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