I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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