Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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