What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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