when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
