It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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