i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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