ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
