It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Can you bring me the toilet please
my liver is dry heaving
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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