every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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