Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Even my vagina gasped.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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