She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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