if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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