so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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