Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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