is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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