He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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