You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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