She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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