I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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