hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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