Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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