Kiss
Puke
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
