i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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