I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
God, I missed his penis.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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