At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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