I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
