Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I would ride that face into the sunset
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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