you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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