Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Quick, to the slutcave!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
This is my life. Enjoy the view
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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