oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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