return my video game
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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