Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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