Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I am mentally ready for anal.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
