Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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