did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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