I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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