Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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