I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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