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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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