David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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