Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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