Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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