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this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
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