Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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