In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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