bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
