with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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