She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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