Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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