I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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